beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

Sorry. I don’t like chocolate

(via thelazykorean)

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

(via dashofirish)

meisgnarly:

i reek of cigarettes and disappointment

So many famous people sexually frustrate me. GIVE THEM ALL TO ME!!!!

niggaimdeadass:

niggaimdeadass:

thatdudeemu:

It’s weird I can take a long pull when I hit a blunt but I be coughing like shit if I do it with hookah

look at this crackhead

im sorry this was a mistake i thought i was reblogging a photoset of chris brown

(via umbrhella)

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

(Source: absolutest, via thelazykorean)

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

(via asian)