Inbox me a “If I met you in real life….”

asian:

I wanna hear all your scenarios omg

(via asian)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

My cousin threw up once because she ate too much cookie dough

(Source: wartortles, via zackisontumblr)

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

(Source: allshvllfade, via emptybliss-selfishness)

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

Be careful with that last one

(via seducingnialll)

larrystylinsons:

math test: justify your answer

me: because larry is real 

(Source: 23yo, via cheerssugarplum)

loceanonelcuore:

mother of god. 

No

(via p-eterquill)